Fuck being 24 and having to wear a legbag just so I can go out with friends to the bars that only occasionally ever have a bathroom I can actually get into. Fuck having to answer questions about “how it works” to girls. Fuck waking up in a pile of beer shits cause something I ate yesterday decided not to agree with me. Fuck people standing in the way and then having the audacity to tell me off when I nudged his shoulder asking him to move. FMySCI.